Saint Saens

Thursday, March 22, 2007

If I didn't know better...

I would think I was pregnant. I am exhausted all the time. My breasts are so sore I wish they would fall off. My uterus feels unbelievably heavy. I pee about 3cc's of urine every 15 minutes. So I guess we now know exactly which hormones cause the pregnancy symptoms. Speaking of my breasts they are HUGE and spilleth over. This had all better be worth it.

My uterus feels heavy and started feeling heavy almost as soon as I started on the estrogen patches. I was whining about my heavy uterus to my parents while laying down on my side on their bed. My dad walked up to me and tried to pick me up. He feigned being unable to pick me up and told me, "you're right. your uterus is very heavy" with a knowing look on his face. I'm glad I have a silly daddy who makes me laugh even if my uterus is heavy.

No comments: